Imagine Me & You: Don't forget about me.
Lesbians: oh God. I WON'T REMEMBER ANYTHING ELSE.
I can’t help but remember everything. I mean, you see somebody and you think...– Unknown (via kari-shma)
Everything that irritates us about others can lead us to an understanding of...– Carl Jung (via psych-quotes)
I like my men like I like my coffee,
nowhere near my vagina.
You’re going to discover that conversations are best at 4am. The heavier the...– Jeff Stuckel (via blindbonesbradley)
Teacher: Why are you late?
Student: I'm late?
Teacher: You just missed an entire period..
Student: Are you telling me I'm pregnant?